gripped

short for “gorilla gripped”; incredibly stoned beyond a shadow of a doubt

“i can’t wait to get gripped tonight”
“same man this weed is fire”

by heavy smoker November 16, 2021

Sphincter Grip

When your asshole contracts to stop shit from releasing.

Adam: Man, I gotta shit!
Josh: Use your sphincter grip Until you get to the toilet!

by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021

Squid Grip

When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.

That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.

by King Lurgi September 15, 2021

Two finger grip

When a cute girl wants to hold hands she utilizes the two finger grip, holding your pinky and ring fingers as if it was your whole hand.

She’s cute, you gotta be careful with her, she does the two finger grip.

by likekevin September 20, 2021

get a grip crip

come on dude. get a grip nig.

you really thought i was gonna eat that slug bro? get a grip crip.

by scorchosalad September 24, 2021

Necrotic Grip

When you dig a bitch out of the grave to get a hand job.

Guy #1: "Bro I just got a Necrotic Grip last night"
Guy #2: "You make sure to re-bury her?"

by HE HE HA HA September 28, 2021

Plug-grip

A nipple pince With same force resembling required to remove a ringless rubber plug.

Damn mat. You done gone plug-grip me

by Hunaz 92 October 1, 2021