Filthy Mellander

The act of shitting on ones face, then rubbing it in with your belly.
Debra got a good filthy mellander last week, i can still smell that shit!
by Hitler15 January 31, 2011
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filthy slice of rye bread

a term coined by yours truly, refering to a traitor or similar (in reference to a disease you used to be able to get from eating rye bread called ergotism)
(in a game of among us)
Blue: WHY! FINE BROWN IS THE OTHER IMPOSTOR
Brown: You filthy slice of rye bread
by maskmask97 October 23, 2020
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Filthy Pele

The act of rolling your shit into a ball and spooging on said shit resembling a soccer ball. Then toss it gently in the air and bicycle kick it into your partner.
I gave my girl the ole filthy pele and hit her square in the chesticles. I then proceeded to run around the room yelling olay olay olay!
by Filthy Pele February 01, 2009
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filthy shepherd

When you use a scoop of warm mashed potatoes as lube then eat her out after you finish.
I gave your mom a filthy shepherd last night. Best taters I ever ate
by kraalix December 07, 2022
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Rice filthies

This is the ultra-alternative to Kellogg’s Rice Crispies. Instead of wholesome Snap, Crackle and Pop hanging out in your cereal bowl, Rice Filthies offers you Shit, Piss and Motherfucker. First seen in Hustler Magazine’s comics section back in the ‘80s.
Momma, pour me a big old bowl of Rice Filthies please!
by ValimarGirl July 29, 2021
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Filthy Lummox

A sick and disgusting creature who is often overweight and stores dried pizza and hotdogs under his/her breasts. Filthy Lummoxs' live in small caves underground or in Section 8 homes in America. They live off disability and roam the garbage dumpsters for leftovers (that is, if they are capable of rolling there in the first place.) Everyone that has visited the home of a filthy lummox dissappears. The Lummoxs' caves smell of feces and rotten sewage.
"Wonder where Sally went to, maybe to go see that Filthy Lummox down the street." -Jimbo

"You must mean Rosie o' Donnells house!" laughed Terri
by YoungJohnsSon December 18, 2011
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