Doctor

a) the profession your parents wanted you to go into when they found out you went into $150,000 worth of debt to get into art school
b) the title that parents had of a dead child claim they “could have earned if they had the chance”
c) Bernie Sanders’ worst enemy

a) You had to break our hearts like this? You could have been a doctor!
b) He could have been a doctor if the drunk driver hadn’t hit him! Why, God?!?!
c) “You people are the problem plaguing this country! How dare you charge the middle class these prices!”
“That’s nice, Mr. Sanders. Now, please bend over and cough for me.”

by KingOfTheShortBus March 25, 2023

Doctor Muscles

It’s meaning incomes from the observation that male doctors often have muscles in the arms slightly above what the average or underweight person would have.

“I’m hoping to gain some doctor muscles at home before going to a gym.”

by SuddenlyCmour March 26, 2023

Doctorable

A tream made up out of nowhere by Sabastian Birch on Nopixel GTA RP

Answering the Phone "Hello Doctorable Sonya Gratz..........:

by LrdJasta January 19, 2023

Alleyway Doctor

An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.

"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."

by Han from myspace February 16, 2023

Doctor Fuck-Up

Skylar Crosslane

Call doctor fuck-up to get him out of bed, he over drink again

by Mplmmount November 17, 2023

Doctor

The word for healer and wiseman throughout the universe.

River Song: We get that word from you, you know. But if you carry on the way you are, what might that word come to mean? To the people of the Gamma Forests, doctor means ‘mighty warrior’. How far you’ve come…

by Mr. and Ms. Song December 29, 2023

Doctor T

A fun and charismatic individual. Typically adorned with a monocle, suit, aesthetic cane, and top hat.

"Hey, have you heard of Doctor T? He's the go-to expert when it comes to improving your appearance and actions. He specializes in bringing out the best in people, helping them enhance their overall look and behavior."

by OpaGramps January 1, 2024