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Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Charles Rodgers was born on December 2, 1983in Chico, California. He graduated from Chico High School and then University of California, Berkley. Aaron plays professional football for the Green Bay Packers. Off season, he likes to play golf, work out with his brothers (Luke and Jordan), travel, and go to Milwaukee Brewers games. He and Clay Matthews, a linebacker fornthe Green Bay Packers, are good friends and hang out often. Aaron is not married, but likes redheads. He is often seen in the "Discount Double Check" State Farm commercials. He drives a Ford F150, and likes to visit his summer home in San Diego. He's a beautiful boy :)
Person 1: who's that hottie playing for the packers?
Person 2: oh, you dont know? Its thier quarterback, aaron rodgers! Isnt he cute?!
by Builtfordtough December 9, 2012
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Aaron Burr

Aaron Burr is as much of a dick as George Eacker and would make great Hamilton killers
Aaron Burr shot Alexander fucking Hamilton
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Angry Aaron

When you're watching porn, the computer stops working and you ram the nearest tampon up your arse to finish quickly
"Man it just wouldn't load and I had to pull an Angry Aaron"
"Mate what the fuck"
by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020
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aaron obrien

A fucking legend who has mental issues
by Dogetrenchbanna January 14, 2018
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YEAH AARON

YEAHAARON
Relative silence in APES class: YEAH AARON STOP EATING TREE COOKIES!!!
by chennyboi May 19, 2020
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aaron fancher

A badass mother fucker, also known as "BAMF". Who loves Popcorn Sutton's moonshine, Jack Daniels whiskey, & wishes a mother fucker would!
Aaron Fancher is a strong independent black woman who don't need no man! But would love a jar of Popcorn Sutton's finest.
by mamabear310 May 5, 2017
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aaron osteraasing

consistent, heinous, loud sounding fart operations by one individual.

when completing the movement, one must announce that the fart has taken place, or that one cannot stop farting. may contain both equal parts sulphur and methane, or a more potent bias towards sulphur. nexium will ease symptoms but not completely cure them.
"man i can't stop aaron osteraasing"
by jmsuperfly November 24, 2009
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