Tom Mars

Time
of
the month

Menstrual
area
is really
sore

Tom Mars sucks.
Tom Mars is visiting me now.

by Nina Bach October 28, 2008

Scat, tom!

The Southern equivalent of "Bless you!"

Attack helicopter: *sneezes*
Non-binary jar of mayonnaise: "Scat, tom!"

by Yip the Mechanical Fox February 6, 2019

Tom Cardy

An incredible comedian and musican, known for such classics such as “Monster Truck” and “H.Y.C.Y.BH” (short for ‘Have You Checked Your Butt Hole?).

Can also be used as a verb for someone smashing life and doing amazingly.

“Have you been productive today?”

“Bloody Oath. I’ve Tom Cardy’d it”

by Izzywizzydooda October 31, 2021

tom slagmore

Everyone has the ability to be Tom Slagmore, but not everyone IS Tom Slagmore. An alter ego for those who know what's up.

"Who was that guy?"
"That guy? That, my friend, is Tom Slagmore."

by Tom Slagmore May 31, 2017

tom mcatamney

A typical name in New Zealand, people with this name often like to have very curly hair and surf the waves in Sumner beach. These people are quite clumsy though, one Tom McAtamney had a holiday in Bali and his iPhone 6 got stolen as he was a dumb boi.

Wow look at that Tom McAtamney! He's a gooch surfer!

by lit fam skrt skrt October 16, 2018

Tom Flynn

A Foreskin lookin white boy who goes to minisink and ruins everybody's shit

"Guess what Tom Flynn did this time"

"God, what now?"

"He threw up all over the place in the cafeteria so now they're not serving lunch"

"God dammit Flynn"

by Harlemhoodnigga January 7, 2017

Tom weems

When you get intentionally messed with or screwed and knew it the whole time. But tried to have faith in humanity.

I was happy to purchase from the local meat shop, until i got Tom Weems by the tube steak.

by yoyolo5 November 17, 2020