This is a person that only has sex with homeless people of his or her gender. Perferably homeless french people.
Who Big Matty? Man that guy is a Home le' sexual. He only gets down with a guy if he doesn't shave and smells like cheese dude.
by Matt, Steve, & Travis :() January 9, 2014
Get the Home le' sexual mug.When a gals juices have trickles down over her anus, and then she farts, spraying her man with a 'mist like' cloud.
by Nix7080 November 4, 2006
Get the pepe le pew mug.A sexual act performed on a beach between a male and his female "slampiece". At some point during sexual intercourse, the male specimen removes his condom-free member from the female specimen's vagina. He then proceeds to insert his penis into the sand. After this "poke of faith", the male then re-inserts his penis into the female's vagina, and continues to pleasure his lady-friend, as well as himself. Once the climax is reached, the male elects to ejaculate inside of the vagina. With the cooperation of the female, a successful Le Cordon Bleu has been executed.
For spring break, I told my girlfriend that we were going to get Le Cordon Bleu. Little does she know that this one will be on the house.
by McRanchyHands March 24, 2011
Get the Le Cordon Bleu mug.1)the french word for: the Happy Meal, from McDonnald. Pronounced: L-eh Joa-y-eh Fay-sten
2) a reference to an oral sexual act
2) a reference to an oral sexual act
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Stranger: Bonjour, I want Le Joyeux Festin pleaze
French McDo girl: You are of ze wanting of ze Coka-Cola?
Stranger: WHY CAN'T YOU ACTUALY LEARN ENGLISH?! I'M OUT OF HERE YOU ARSE!!
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Guy 1: so, what you did with Sandy last night?
Guy 2: I gave her Le Joyeux Festin
Guy 1: XD
Stranger: Bonjour, I want Le Joyeux Festin pleaze
French McDo girl: You are of ze wanting of ze Coka-Cola?
Stranger: WHY CAN'T YOU ACTUALY LEARN ENGLISH?! I'M OUT OF HERE YOU ARSE!!
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Guy 1: so, what you did with Sandy last night?
Guy 2: I gave her Le Joyeux Festin
Guy 1: XD
by MachinegunOarg December 23, 2007
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Clueless caveperson: Ugh, I am so uncool. How can I become fabulous?
Socialite: Idk, you'd have to go to Les Neuf DeRonde's website and ask X-ander Paul because he's the new authority on fabulousity.
Socialite: Idk, you'd have to go to Les Neuf DeRonde's website and ask X-ander Paul because he's the new authority on fabulousity.
by HeidiMontag May 7, 2010
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Regardless of her nature tho she is a very wholesome being who is absolutely adorable she is so innocent the poor child can't spot a scam 😔.
Ps don't let her in the kitchen she will serve you burnt onions and burn the house down or smth
• Fun fact she is average height in Guatemala.
Regardless of her nature tho she is a very wholesome being who is absolutely adorable she is so innocent the poor child can't spot a scam 😔.
Ps don't let her in the kitchen she will serve you burnt onions and burn the house down or smth
• Fun fact she is average height in Guatemala.
by Apersonwhocanbemisunderstood:( July 29, 2023
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