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poon diving

The act of getting, or trying to get poon. Can also be used simply if a person is trying to get with a girl.
"Ian is poon diving on Caroline."

"Kerry is peen diving on Ian." (Antonym)
by D Rex December 15, 2007
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Calendar diving

Using shared Outlook calendars to snoop on co-workers or your manager.
Joe discovered there were going to be more lay-offs by doing a little calendar diving in the CFO's Outlook calendar.
by Beaten down software developer October 16, 2008
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ditch diving

The girl equivalent to a male receiving road head. When the male goes down on the woman while driving which causes the woman to lose control of the vehicle and swerve into a ditch.
Girl 1: Oh my God you'll never guess what we did while driving on the interstate the other day..

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.
by LionWhiskers February 28, 2013
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dive mission

When an individual must go past the first page of a Google search to find the answers to a homework.
dude, I went on a dive mission last night trying to figure out the environmental science homework.
by Juan direction April 1, 2013
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Duffster Dive

A term to describe a meteroic fall from grace of a high ranking public official mired in political scandal as a result of activity that amounts to political suicide for the official and anyone else that has voluntarily enaged in the activity.
A politician that has been caught mishandling public funds and who then engages in political subterfuge in an attempt to cover up the error is doing a "Duffster Dive".
by juris skeptic May 21, 2013
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Dump Dive

Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.
Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!
by TimmyGreen February 1, 2014
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Dive-hug

To continuously dive forward into a hug.
I dive-hugged my boyfriend while he was sleeping.
by h0shigata May 20, 2014
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