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Bowl-Stroll

Going to the shitter with no intention to shit. Usually done at work, to show great contempt for your job.
"Dude you look pissed."

"ya I just found out they're going to fire me on friday."

"that sucks dude."

"whatever......I'm going for a bowl-stroll"
by M Jamo July 30, 2009
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Pro Bowl

A popularity contest in which mediocre 7-9 NFL teams have 9 selected players to play in an unwatched football game while the super bowl champions have 3. All selections are fan-based and considering how stupid the American population is, this correlates to the amount of “snubs” each pro bowl has. The pro bowl is also known as the “FU” statement to Julian Edelman and the New England Patriots.
Julian Edelman is snubbed of a Pro Bowl appearance every year despite being a future HOF receiver.
by Ms Gobies December 18, 2019
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Hover bowling

The act of hovering your ass over a public restroom toilet, due to concern of fecal matter being present on the seat, and effectively shitting all over the toilet seat.
Hover bowling is the only way for females to get piss all over a toilet seat. Wtf is the matter with you girl? Hover bowlers all go to hell.
by Specialguwy May 12, 2015
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the bowl treatment

When one's hair exceeds their mothers liking. she proceeds to place the fitted bowl on her son's head and buzz off what ever hair she can see.
dude! look! i think Reece had the bowl treatment last night.
by emu fagget January 19, 2014
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Bowl clanker

That fucking asshole who eats cereal so aggressively as to beat the sides of the bowl, creating that unique clank sound. Damned assholes.
"Stop beating the fucking cereal bowl! You annoying bowl clanker!"
by Moist genitals May 21, 2019
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Sugar Bowl

Noun: A public place where older men (sugar daddies) go to "hook up" with much younger women (sugar babies) and vice versa.
The food's great, but the place is a total Sugar Bowl. We might want to take Grandma somewhere else for her birthday dinner.
by BD Horndawg February 25, 2022
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Bowl of Jello

When you cum in a girls bellybutton or navel.
She wouldn’t let me cum in her, so I gave her a bowl of jello instead.
by Jellogirl88 August 14, 2021
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