(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.
Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.
by AsianJewWhite. January 11, 2012
A man whose beard game is on point. His beard commands attention and takes up a large portion of his face. When having relations with him he will likely have you screaming "daddy" (even though he may not have kids)
by Kbunnei March 26, 2016
by phagocitosis May 18, 2011
Vlad has not shaved in three weeks and you can clearly notice the absence of hair in certain areas of his face, thus Vlad has a Pervert Beard.
by VanMan2424 May 14, 2010
Sexual stimulation of a persons genetalia using facial hair. Most ofently it would be done by wrapping a man beard around a penis, stroking it with the beard
Dude, i was at a gaybar last friday and went home with some biker guy, he gave me the best beard job ever
by GillesBáthory April 23, 2009
"Layoff beard" derives from "playoff beard." A layoff beard is a worn by an unemployed person until he gets a job.
The word's meaning can also be extended to include a law student who decides not to shave until he passes the bar exam.
The word's meaning can also be extended to include a law student who decides not to shave until he passes the bar exam.
Your layoff beard is quite fierce, broseph. And I applaud the pajamas-in-public look, too. It's quite...unique.
by Ae5Ea8 February 10, 2015
by PartyBoy1981 December 15, 2011