by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 25, 2017

Definition of a 'Zach'
A person who is so self centered that they think everyone is totally obsessed with them, when in reality we all hate Zachs. Zachs tend to be extremely fucking annoying and act like the big bad wolf when they are the fatass piggy who's dumbass thinks the wolf wont blow away their house made of straw. White Zachs will catfish you and also act like they have the rights to say the N word. No matter what you say, Zach always thinks he's right. In reality, he is wrong and should literally take a long walk off a short fucking cliff. If not, I will snipe him in the head and have my partner in crime, Gwen, will dispose of the body. For more hitman contact info, dial 555-Fuck-you-Zach- 5555.
A person who is so self centered that they think everyone is totally obsessed with them, when in reality we all hate Zachs. Zachs tend to be extremely fucking annoying and act like the big bad wolf when they are the fatass piggy who's dumbass thinks the wolf wont blow away their house made of straw. White Zachs will catfish you and also act like they have the rights to say the N word. No matter what you say, Zach always thinks he's right. In reality, he is wrong and should literally take a long walk off a short fucking cliff. If not, I will snipe him in the head and have my partner in crime, Gwen, will dispose of the body. For more hitman contact info, dial 555-Fuck-you-Zach- 5555.
by Sad_gummybear July 8, 2021

Zach is an absolute cutie and one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet!! Zachs are very generous and adorable people plus they’re very cuddly and entertaining :)
by Izzy init October 24, 2020

Zahra and Zach world be a cute couple, but at first one of them would not like the other but a little longer they will eventually like eachother
by Uglyfatfucker December 20, 2019

by Xelyz August 7, 2024

Zach is not a friend, number 1 OP, constantly stroking it behind his pants at morning tea, quite an unusual build. known for getting 20 people in trouble for sexual harassment.
by Georgieffhater2025 May 11, 2025

by TheLooch July 12, 2023
