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WOKE

A "euphemism" used to define a complete and total f*cking idiot.
"I am WOKE, therefore a moron."
by A Particularly Annoyed Person February 25, 2023
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Schrödinger's Wokeness

When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t
Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness
by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023
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Woke

A misconstrued word now used by homophobes and racists to disguise their bigotry
I can’t believe they casted a black to play Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”. Now, that’s woke
by Brandon Lazulu February 28, 2023
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Woke

In the current political landscape woke simply means anti-white, or white exclusion. It can be expanded to the demonization of whites as well as perceived ignorance. Examples would include 'white privilege', 'white guilt', 'white fragility'.
Many CEO's promoted the woke agenda until they realized it is the very definition of racism.
by TheOtherMeToo March 21, 2023
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Wokeness

A modern ideology that combines Race + Identity politics with Marxism theology to create a Hierarchy of victimhood which teaches to see people as races and groups instead of individuals. And to judge people by their race and identity instead of their Merits, actions or their content of their character. Which believes all disparities between groups of people are caused by sexism, racism, homophobia & ETC. Instead of culture, work ethic, educational differences.
The wokeness in the media has made modern shows and movies. Disney pushing wokeness has harmed their reputation and their stock.
by Hippie Slayer1 January 3, 2024
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Dark Woke

term for a person—usually on the political left—who is socially progressive but unapologetically ruthless, sarcastic, and sharp-tongued when mocking opponents.
She’s not your typical activist—she’s dark woke. Her tweets make Ben Shapiro cry in the shower
by Krakentorpedo April 16, 2025
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Woke

A shortened form of awakened, or awoken; slang that has been in usage since at least the year two thousand CE, with most Urban Dictionary definitions coming after 2016, the earliest at 2005. Around 2014 Urban Dictionary submissions shift from states of non slumber to social commentary, largely becoming attacks against people the submitter disagrees with from 2016 onward.
In these streets when you doze off you wake up with your clothes off, stay woke!

I was sleeping on that KD, now I'm woke!

That boy done woke up all the whole hood!

Woke and boke some hash!
by The Inside Cradle March 25, 2022
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