taking a wizard

To simply urinate or take a piss
(Derived from "Taking a Whizz")

D-Pan wanted to pee so badly... so I told him to "take a wizard" on the next train carriage

I saw my friend "taking a wizard" in the bushes next door

taking a wizard by Felix M. October 1, 2006

butt wizard 

one who engages in sex for money; a whore.

Wow, that girl sure gets around! And I saw one of those guys slipping her a five dollar bill. She must be a total butt wizard.

butt wizard by bellablue April 21, 2008

Cock Wizard 

someone who likes cocks and almost magical when exposed to them doing things only told in stories

usually meant as an insult although it sometimes in weird situations it can be a good thing if your into that kinda thing

1.Me:Man your such a cock wizard!

Audience:hahahaha

Andy:man whatever....*crys*

2.Me: awww yes you like this dont you

Girl:yeah i love cocks

Me:damn cock wizard

Cock Wizard by mr. giggles12 March 18, 2009

Jizz wizard 

A universal word for someone being an asshole or acting like a dick.

why are you pissing on my shoe?! Stop being a jizz wizard

Jizz wizard by Britannia Gingero and co. October 24, 2010

Shadow Wizard Money Gang 

🧙 ♂️🧙 ♂️🧙 ♂️🧙 ♂️

Being in the shadow wizard money gang means We Love Casting Spells.

Shadow Wizard Money Gang by 87104 June 20, 2023

The Music Wizard 

A website created in desperation by one who wishes to leave his utterly meaningless footprint on the music industry. Those who obsess and/or promote such sites suffer from similar symptoms to that of "Transmissionism" and should seek similar treatments.

Henry thinks that people care about his website,The Music Wizard, when in actuality it ranks just below aids infected babies in south africa in importance of day to day life...

The Music Wizard by Ilyavich Yufitskiy November 15, 2010

shit wizard 

A lying hipster; a bullshitting hipster who is talking out of his ass to gain hipster status points.

What the fuck is up with Justin, he just keeps babbling that Arcade Fire are totally mainstream and so last year, like he discovered them a billion years before us... what shit wizard.

shit wizard by SNJustin October 13, 2010