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welsh wheel barrow

An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak and her grip will become inadequate leading to her letting go and falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby. (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary. The Welsh Wheel Barrow has been performed since as early as 620 B.C. And stands today as one of the greatest pre sex positions.

Warning: This sexual position is extremely advanced and requires a wealth of experience from both parties, if performed correctly Both man and woman will enjoy the fruits of its labor. If performed correctly it can lead to severe consequences both psychologically and physically. Try at your own risk.
I met this girl at the bar and she gave me a double handed squeezer rimmy so I figured it she would be the perfect girl to try the Welsh Wheel Barrow with, I was not disappointed.
by BBC Commander January 4, 2024
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welsh wheel barrow

The Welsh Wheel Barrow is An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak causing her hands to let go which will lead to her falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary.
I got a mean double handed squeezer from this girl from the bar so I had no choice but to bring her home and try out the Welsh Wheel Barrow
by BBC Commander January 4, 2024
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third wheel and steal

when you're a third wheel for awhile but eventually start dating one of the couple, causing the couple to break up
dang you really went and stole my girl with that third wheel and steal
by masterofspite December 4, 2023
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Spare Wheel

A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.
Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”

Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”
by honeybabybooboobear December 6, 2023
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The Wheel of Time

The Wheel of Time is a fantasy series of 14 novels in the main series + one prequel written by Robert Jordan. 11 of the Books along with the prequel were written by him before his untimely passing but the series was finished by Brandon Sanderson.
"The Wheel of Time" is one of the greatest fantasy epics ever written.
by Jimmy, I like Murder. February 13, 2024
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Fortune wheel

The best fucking Chinese restaurant on Long Island. Kind of a hidden gem. The carpet hasn’t been changed since the 90’s, there’s one of those little light up fountain decorations at the front, and the menu is in Cantonese and English, so you know the food’s gonna slap
Have you ever eaten at fortune wheel?” “Hell yeah, their food’s fire. Also, if you haven’t had their unlimited dim sum, that should be on your bucket list
by dragonvaleenjoyer February 28, 2024
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Steering Wheel Holder

Steering Wheel Holder is a term that appeared in the Trucking Industry shortly after the automatic trucks started making a name for themselves. Traditionally, all semi-trucks have been manual, which means the driver would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the shifter. Opposite of manual, automatics allow the driver to keep both hands on the wheel all the time, hence the term: Steering Wheel Holder.

In most cases, the term is used as an insult toward drivers of automatic trucks who may be making a mistake or rash decision and are seen as lesser than their manual driving brethren.
“There goes one of them damn steering wheel holders, sitting in the left lane holding everyone up!”
by TheSavageAaron March 9, 2024
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