Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 7, 2022

I wish a bitch would Wednesday

You wish a female would try you on a Wednesday afternoon.

Tommy: that girl talkin Hot shit on yo name , she said she can take that nigha right up off you

😹Keisha: that Ho ain finna take shi, today ain the day, oml today is national I wish a bitch would Wednesday !! 👎🏽

by Com’n.getcho.nigha.back September 16, 2023

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Wedgesticles

Where the unit or member of one who is a man is protruding in such a way in which the three have become one in a mass that can be described as a front wedgie.

Wow those size 28 pants sure give you wedgesticles!

by Why bob September 29, 2013

Weednesday, April 20th

A rare occurence when April 20 (4/20) happens to be on a Wednesday within the year. 420 is a number synonymous with Cannabis or better known as weed. April 20 is defined as "National Get High Day". Hence the clever name, Weednesday. The mystical date of getting high is a rare one as aforementioned, only recently happening on 2016. As of the making of this definition the next Weendesday on April 20 is on the year 2022. However, when this date does fall on this certain weekday. You know shit is about to go down...

Weednesday, April 20th is the date in which blunts are passed around to celebrate the weed holiday. The weekday of April 20th, Wednesday is purely coincidental, but its better to be known as Weednesday due to April 20th having close ties with the number 420

by NoobhunterSigma7 April 20, 2017

Weednesday

The day in the middle of the week on which you must smoke the weed, in order to survive until the weekend.

Thank God its Weednesday,i don't think i would've made it till Friday

by K weed March 22, 2018