wacking shaft

A spontanious beating of the shaft. It is a very uncontrollable sensation. This is very common when one is hard.

Wayne: Man, my wacking shaft is really uncontrollable.
Courtney: That's understandable, wacking shaft happens to alot of guys i know.
Emily: Yeah, my brother had wacking shaft the other night

by Balllllsack July 9, 2010

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Wacktard

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A person far beyond retardation.

A lame idiot.

A cross between someone completely wack and someone utterly retarded.

Fool.

"I didn't know for the life of me why I couldn't sleep last night. At 3am I finally realized that I'd drank a buttload of Mountain Dew before hitting the sack. I'm such a freakin' wacktard!"

"Did you hear Lady GaGa talking about being 'celebate'? She's such a wacktard!"

"OMG, my stupid boyfriend is late again!? I can't stand his wacktarded a$$ sometimes!!!"

by Queen5683 April 14, 2010

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wackism

Followers of the great religion of the wack. Our holidays are Wacky Wednesday, Saucey Saturday, and Tide Pod Tuesday. Our annual holiday is The Week of Wack, on June 9th (6/9), and for 8 days, everyday is Wacky Wednesday. (7 days couldn't contain the wack, so the Wack monks decided another day should be added).

I am I wacky follower of wackism.

by theoofoftheoof February 6, 2018

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