The Ultimate Parasitic Predator

MORE SO THAN A CHARLATAN!? HE is the ultimate parasitic predator!? By doing WHAT, exactly!? By facilitating the thing... That WOMEN are ALREADY DOING... TO MEN!? HE (Andrew Tate) is HELPING WOMEN use their sexually... To exploit MEN...

Hym "But it's NOT THE WOMEN who are to blame... It's HIM... And not ME, Hym but- Wait... Well... Shit, so... It's kind of ME, Hym but ALSO HIM, him...? Whatever- But HE is culpable in a way that the WOMEN are not!? The WOMEN aren't 'The Ultimate Parasitic Predator' but the guy who HELPS THEM DO... THE THING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING... HE is THAT!? Seriously, women can do no wrong to Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson! I mean, unless they are trying to ruin his pure and unsullied, golden reputation... THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING, JORDAN! THE WOMEN... AND THE TATE... DID... THE SAME FUCKING THING! How is it not THE SAME!? And I AM the Ultimate Parasitic Predator! ME! Not HIM! And not NOT ME, Hym but HIM not him. I'm like the Neferpeto Nen power but I have a bunch of Neferpetos. But it's HIS intraction with the women... That is wrong there? How does that make any sense?"

by Hym Iam September 30, 2023

ultimate infinity

Where your infinity cancels someone else’s infinity and can not be changed.

him: i love you infinity

her: i love you ultimate infinity

by bill merray December 6, 2020

Ultimate X

The One and Only Super Uber 1337 H4X0R Gangster

(n00b) - his skills and stash are godly
(1337) - thats cuz hes Ultimate X

by Ultimate X August 12, 2004

Ultimate Freakage

an action between a man and a woman where they are engaged in a 69 position yet instead they are both eating the respective persons ass. they then proceed to make out after that.

Me and Pat were having some Ultimate Freakage last night in the car and it felt kinda evil?

by PatTheFruncle May 14, 2024

Ultimate Bullride

Same as Angry Bull except you whisper, "I have AIDs" as you attempt to hold on in her futile fight to get away. +/- 10 points if you actually have AIDs.

Ultimate Bullride; See Angry Bull.

by cocknockers January 24, 2009

The Ultimate Punisher

The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.

Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."

by the_toe_lover69 February 10, 2022

Ultimated

A thing that my friend Issa says that apparently means ultimate to the power of 10

Me: this is gonna be the ultimate sleepover!
Issa: no,its gonna be the ultimated sleepover!

by Djhenry2019 October 28, 2019