When one makes a generalization on something, and there are only two examples in which said event has occurred.
Person 1: "Yeah, that person always sings".
Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
by two theorizer April 3, 2010
Get the Two Theorymug. Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!
Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.
Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.
by meme meister extraordinare May 31, 2018
Get the mister twomug. A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.
by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020
Get the Two Poosmug. A level two guy will be game to giving a guy or strap-on girl a hj, a bj, frot, but is definitely willing to be penetrated with a real or silicone cock.
He's definitely heteroflexible, he's a level two. He and his girlfriend/boyfriend switch it up in bed, he's definitely level two.
by jaguaronprowl June 13, 2011
Get the Level Twomug. Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
Get the two-totalermug. When passing round a zoot each person partaking get their turn to smoke, This is refered to as 'two draw'.
by Double.J October 27, 2008
Get the Two Draw mug. A harmonous pairing of body-conscious articles of clothing producing the effect of a unitard or body suit.
A black spandex tanktop tucked into black leggings would be a two-nitard.
A leotard with leggings over it would be a two-nitard.
A black spandex tanktop tucked into black leggings would be a two-nitard.
A leotard with leggings over it would be a two-nitard.
"I couldn't find the unitard for my interpretive dance class, so I threw together a two-nitard instead with my teal leotard and leggings."
"Her tunic was so sheer she had to wear a two-nitard under it."
"Her tunic was so sheer she had to wear a two-nitard under it."
by llamamelola February 9, 2010
Get the two-nitardmug.