Twat Bollocks.

An extremely satisfying insult to use when nothing else will do! Suits all occasions!

Hey Twat Bollocks. that's my wife you are - staring at - chatting up - shagging

by Fluffysplums March 30, 2009

Cock Twat

A Woman who always has a cock in her twat. The reason is usually due to the fact that they need attention and the feeling of being loved. A skanky/slutty woman

Sophia is such a cock twat, she loves the cock.

by dingle berry bandit August 17, 2005

twat

in addition to all its other obvious meanings, "twat" is also the past pluperfect subjunctive for a post on Twitter, also called a "tweet."

guy 1: "dude, have you been tweeting at all today?"

guy 2: "you moron, if i had twat, you would have gotten it."

bill clinton: "you losers. i have twat all the time."

by stuku April 29, 2009

twat burger

A total bitch who thinks she knows it all, is selfish, and thinks she is hot when really she is a fat, bloated, dumb broad.

Look at that stupid twat burger, she is such a bitch.

by Deek Slater December 26, 2007

Twat

Slang word used describing a woman's vagina.

Twat did you say!!!

by Pickle Bread July 2, 2009

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

the best song in the world. sang by blink 182

i said shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

by ryan December 8, 2004

manage a twat

(It's French, bitch) An all lesbian three some, most often preluded by a slumber party, pillow fight, tickle fight, and foxy boxing, respectively.

After a long day at bayside high, lisa, jessy, and kelly settled down and had themselves a relaxing cup of chamomile tea, champagne (or in lisa's case, some kool aid), and a rousing night of manage a twat . Judging by their use of instruments of pleasure, we can assume, on their part, a complete lack of turd-o-phobia!

by John Melidi September 8, 2006