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the tree

where'd you guys go last night?
we went to the mall over in the tree.
by the boston anthony September 10, 2005
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trust tree

A mythical place where no one rats on each other especially supervisors ratting out the knuckle dragers
Yes I had my PPE on Mr. Staid. Don’t worry where in the trust tree
by jakdarb May 11, 2018
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Christmas Tree

A sex act colloquially referred to as 'decorating someone and lighting them up'. In layman's terms, giving someone a pearl necklace and beating the hell out of them.
Steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a Christmas Tree to Charlene from accounting. I didn't believe him until I saw the bruises.
by T-Bone Hardy January 25, 2010
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Pittsburgh Pine Tree

The term is best defined in a professional, grammatically correct manner.

Nautical Three Step Process:

1.) The first step is the man neglecting the use of a condom for the sexual interaction.

2.) The female then acknowledges to the man that she currently has razor burn around the proximity of her vagina. This consequently results in the man paying a quick visit to his garage before his female partner leaves the room. He gathers sand paper and rubber cement. The man scratches off many of the sand particles from the paper by utilizing his fathers metal filer, and flakes them onto his previously rubber cement-lathered cock rocket. He then hoists his britches up and heads back into the bedroom to embark on his latest and greatest expedition of manimalness.

3.) He crash lands his gritty cocket ship into the meat curtains of his girlfriends razor burned vagina and then pours Sapphire Bombay Gin on it. And Bill Paxton watches while eating two Granola Bars.
Gunther from Minnesota: "Jesus Christ was that sound I just heard... a hot rod burning out in gravel?"

Hans from Minnesota: "No that was a manimal about 300 miles away giving a girl the Pittsburgh Pine Tree."
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Tree

It's also known as a penis. Just a more kinky way of saying dick. If you use this word with your boyfriend or girlfriend, you will surely get laid. It is more frequently used when it is between some homosexuals.
Landen: Hello darling. Would you like you be pleasured with my nice tree?

Mikey: Oh of course landen stick your tree up my asshole.
by Laynessa December 29, 2008
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dick tree

Being the biggest fucking complete jack ass ever.Being arrogant and cocky in an annoying fashion.
Josh Vella says that Matt Vella isn't home from school yet, therefore Matt Vella is a dick tree.
by Mike Reilly March 16, 2005
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tree hugging liberal

A term often associated with the modern day hippie.
People who consider themselves tree hugging liberals are often considered to be.

- Pacifist
- Environment Friendly aka Treehugger
- Vegetarian or Vegan
- Progressive or Liberal
If you're a tree hugging liberal, you support the green party or extreme liberals like ralph nader. If you don't, you're a fake.
by section31 December 1, 2004
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