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Tom Cardy

An incredible comedian and musican, known for such classics such as “Monster Truck” and “H.Y.C.Y.BH” (short for ‘Have You Checked Your Butt Hole?).

Can also be used as a verb for someone smashing life and doing amazingly.
“Have you been productive today?”

Bloody Oath. I’ve Tom Cardy’d it”
by Izzywizzydooda October 31, 2021
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Tom Flynn

A Foreskin lookin white boy who goes to minisink and ruins everybody's shit
"Guess what Tom Flynn did this time"

"God, what now?"

"He threw up all over the place in the cafeteria so now they're not serving lunch"

"God dammit Flynn"
by Harlemhoodnigga January 7, 2017
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Tom Clarkson

Tom Clarkson is a kind and caring (and really fit) teacher. He was never scared to help the pupils and as a result fell off the roof of the school :(. Everyone liked him and he had his eyes on every female member of staff, like whenever someone new came into the staff room he was in their knickers before you could say “hello”. Overall definitely the fittest teacher to walk the halls of Waterloo Road!
Person 1: “Who do you think was fit last night on Waterloo Road?”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”

Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”
by WR fan September 16, 2020
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Tom Langdown

That man is a Tom Langdown
by Tom Langdown April 11, 2020
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Papa Tom

The most cuddly of the Tom subspecies. Papa Tom's are extremely friendly. They love holding hands on any walks that exceed 2 and a half minutes. Papa Tom's enjoy kids movies, as well as cannabis in any and all consumable forms.

Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.

Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Friend: Hey I bet you'd like a Pop Tart Mister?
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
by Fraser94 March 6, 2016
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Chinese Tom

A brand new meme of 2021!
It goes nicely to the chinese song "ching cheng hanji"
It is originaly in the famous cartoon tom and jerry from the scene where Tom is spining on the music disc having a chinese hat on...
Me: Have you seen the new meme?
Jake the memer: Of course! I call it chinese Tom.
by word.org January 29, 2021
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Tom Yam

Delicious spicy soup that we all can enjoy. It's not just spicy, it can be sour and sweet too!
Ndhyl likes to eat Tom yam, cause its his favorite soup!
by GrayUchiha March 23, 2013
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