Tom diamond

A Tom diamond is when ur take a shit so large it ruptures ur asshole so much u get a male period aka bleeding from the tip this is a very dangerous manoeuvre or thing to be around as ur think it last normal but once u realise it A Tom diamond if proper fuck

I just shat out a Tom diamond

by badass4523 August 19, 2019

Tom Rosenthal

a legend.

Tom Rosenthal = legend.

by meistheone September 9, 2021

Tom weems

When you get intentionally messed with or screwed and knew it the whole time. But tried to have faith in humanity.

I was happy to purchase from the local meat shop, until i got Tom Weems by the tube steak.

by yoyolo5 November 17, 2020

Tom Cardy

An incredible comedian and musican, known for such classics such as “Monster Truck” and “H.Y.C.Y.BH” (short for ‘Have You Checked Your Butt Hole?).

Can also be used as a verb for someone smashing life and doing amazingly.

“Have you been productive today?”

“Bloody Oath. I’ve Tom Cardy’d it”

by Izzywizzydooda October 31, 2021

Chinese Tom

A brand new meme of 2021!
It goes nicely to the chinese song "ching cheng hanji"
It is originaly in the famous cartoon tom and jerry from the scene where Tom is spining on the music disc having a chinese hat on...

Me: Have you seen the new meme?
Jake the memer: Of course! I call it chinese Tom.

by word.org January 29, 2021

Tom Yam

Delicious spicy soup that we all can enjoy. It's not just spicy, it can be sour and sweet too!

Ndhyl likes to eat Tom yam, cause its his favorite soup!

by GrayUchiha March 23, 2013

Tom Flynn

A Foreskin lookin white boy who goes to minisink and ruins everybody's shit

"Guess what Tom Flynn did this time"

"God, what now?"

"He threw up all over the place in the cafeteria so now they're not serving lunch"

"God dammit Flynn"

by Harlemhoodnigga January 7, 2017