tom mcatamney

A typical name in New Zealand, people with this name often like to have very curly hair and surf the waves in Sumner beach. These people are quite clumsy though, one Tom McAtamney had a holiday in Bali and his iPhone 6 got stolen as he was a dumb boi.

Wow look at that Tom McAtamney! He's a gooch surfer!

by lit fam skrt skrt October 16, 2018

Scat, tom!

The Southern equivalent of "Bless you!"

Attack helicopter: *sneezes*
Non-binary jar of mayonnaise: "Scat, tom!"

by Yip the Mechanical Fox February 6, 2019

Tom diamond

A Tom diamond is when ur take a shit so large it ruptures ur asshole so much u get a male period aka bleeding from the tip this is a very dangerous manoeuvre or thing to be around as ur think it last normal but once u realise it A Tom diamond if proper fuck

I just shat out a Tom diamond

by badass4523 August 19, 2019

Tom Parked

A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.

Dude, you got so Tom Parked!

It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.

I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.

by TomParkedMeaning April 16, 2017

tom slagmore

Everyone has the ability to be Tom Slagmore, but not everyone IS Tom Slagmore. An alter ego for those who know what's up.

"Who was that guy?"
"That guy? That, my friend, is Tom Slagmore."

by Tom Slagmore May 31, 2017

Tom-bi

A gender non-conforming bisexual woman. Kind of like a butch lesbian, but bisexual. May have short hair, wear men's or men's-style clothes, be unshaven, or any or none of the above.

Girl 1: Hey, check out that cute girl over there in the basketball shorts. Is she gay?

Girl 2: No, she swings both ways. She's a total tom-bi.

by TheTomcat May 15, 2016

Tom Flynn

A Foreskin lookin white boy who goes to minisink and ruins everybody's shit

"Guess what Tom Flynn did this time"

"God, what now?"

"He threw up all over the place in the cafeteria so now they're not serving lunch"

"God dammit Flynn"

by Harlemhoodnigga January 7, 2017