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tokyo sandblaster

The tokyo sandblaster involves a sexual romanticism of feces. After acquiring diarrhea, a person releases their anal pressure onto their partner's face. Liquid feces are sprayed into the partner's face causing them to squint, giving the impression of Asian eyes.
I just gave your mom a tokyo sandblaster while you were at school, kiddo. Got shit all over my overalls...
by MoldyNipple November 11, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

You don't wanna know. Conan may or may not have done one at some point.
Dude, I just did a Tokyo Sandblaster" "Is that safe?" "I don't even know...
by BlinksTale November 11, 2010
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tokyo sandblaster

When you fart on your parteners chest and particles of fecile matter fly out at such a rate they could strip paint.
The power was out and Derrick had to finish stripping the cabinets. Luckily he remebered to pull the old Tokyo Sandblaster out and get ther job done.
by Sokyo November 11, 2010
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Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

if you can't afford it (whatever 'it' may be) now, why even get that shit? Originally a catch phrase from Wimpy on that ol' skool shit: Popeye the Sailor Man
Hey bro, spot me twenty on this sack?
Fuck you man! Why pay tuesday for...
by MrSubterranean January 28, 2007
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Tokyo Sandblaster

When banging out an old asian chick she queefs, effectivly blowing out all the dust and sand from her unused vadge.
Man I went to the tea house and totally was hooking up with the owners wife when she let out a tokyo sandblaster, shit was weak.
by GHOOOST November 13, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

When engaging in COITUS on a beach, at the point of climax, a man may ejaculate upon the face of his respective partner. Afterwards sprinkling sand on their face causing the semen to adhere to the sand.
Lauren sat on my face, I ate her bunghole and just as I was about to skeet, I got up and hovered my doinger over her forhead and let loose. Her face looked like a krispy kreme doughnut until I sprinkled sand on it and then she looked like sandpaper. Gotta love the look of a classy Tokyo Sandblaster!
by Lamp Shayd November 14, 2010
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tokyo sandblaster

so you just heard this on conan and you look it up seeing someone is trolling you
omg conan u so funny when you say tokyo sandblaster
by tntunus November 11, 2010
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