When a person jumps off the Carlson library stairs and ends up tearing their ACL. Bonus points for convincing other people that is happened during basketball
by kg10 January 21, 2011
Get the Toledo Knee buster mug.Our state is considering to privatize our major roads. Should that occur will the new owners jack up the toll fees to anything they want. OMG, that's toll rape!
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by Chickennugget69 November 18, 2013
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The odours which follow said emissions tend to be strong and distinctive - as if an animal had crawled into the perpetrator's back passage and died. Anyone within 20 yards of these outbursts may experience feelings of revulsion, sickness and/or choking, and a desire to flee the powerful stench.
Companions of the wrongdoer tend to feel shame, disappointment and sadness after such acts, and (depending on the level of toxicity) often anger and betrayal. They may feel strong urges to beat or chastise the villain, unless they are another Tolgyesi, in which case the general response is a knowing chuckle, accompanied by a pat on the back and a word of encouragement- i.e. 'nice one'.
Usually no warning preceeds these unfavourable activities, and persons present can be taken by surprise, sometimes by the accompanying sound, but more often by the pong that follows. It is usually evident who the criminal of the piece is though, by the offender's rather smug visage.
There are however - some Tolgyesis who delight in proferring a finger to be pulled before such noisomeness, perhaps because this behaviour is generally found to be amusing. The digit puller soon realises, to their horror, that when in the presence of this miscreant, the general rules do not apply, and that under no circumstances should they be encouraged.
The odours which follow said emissions tend to be strong and distinctive - as if an animal had crawled into the perpetrator's back passage and died. Anyone within 20 yards of these outbursts may experience feelings of revulsion, sickness and/or choking, and a desire to flee the powerful stench.
Companions of the wrongdoer tend to feel shame, disappointment and sadness after such acts, and (depending on the level of toxicity) often anger and betrayal. They may feel strong urges to beat or chastise the villain, unless they are another Tolgyesi, in which case the general response is a knowing chuckle, accompanied by a pat on the back and a word of encouragement- i.e. 'nice one'.
Usually no warning preceeds these unfavourable activities, and persons present can be taken by surprise, sometimes by the accompanying sound, but more often by the pong that follows. It is usually evident who the criminal of the piece is though, by the offender's rather smug visage.
There are however - some Tolgyesis who delight in proferring a finger to be pulled before such noisomeness, perhaps because this behaviour is generally found to be amusing. The digit puller soon realises, to their horror, that when in the presence of this miscreant, the general rules do not apply, and that under no circumstances should they be encouraged.
For the love of God - don't invite a Tolgyesi to the Christening, not unless you want fainting vicars, and baby vomit in the font
by TolgB2B December 2, 2013
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Get the toledo teacup mug.Getting practically raped over text message. Common forms of tolextation include one-way sexts and receiving nudes without warning.
Officer: And in what way did he sexually assault you?
Me: He sent me a dick pic. out of nowhere. He... He tolexted me. *starts crying hysterically*
Me: He sent me a dick pic. out of nowhere. He... He tolexted me. *starts crying hysterically*
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