A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.
by JOBLO41 August 3, 2017
Get the Uncle D's Spare Tire mug.A wheelchair trick which automatically gets you laid. Consists of balancing a chair with only 1 of the back wheels touching the ground and then spinning in a complete circle. Almost impossible and requires an extremely Ultralight chair.
by Satirically Cheesy August 11, 2017
Get the 360 Tire Spin mug.We're right next to hot yoga, but she's tired and doesn't want to be touched by the dude who thinks he has special powers attained by studying in India one weekend.
by Not a German name August 22, 2017
Get the Tired mug.Would anyone mind giving me a tire rental for the mud runs this weekend? My trucks pavement pounders won't cut it.
by Ezmuthafuckin-e August 23, 2017
Get the tire rental mug.A case of the tireds when someone is so over tired for a long period of time as if it was an illness.
Nicola:"you sound tired Ian."
Ian: "I've got a bad case of the tireds, more and more people seem to have it in our broken society Nic."
Nicola:"you should start the revolution."
Ian: "I'd have done it already if I didn't have the tireds."
Ian: "I've got a bad case of the tireds, more and more people seem to have it in our broken society Nic."
Nicola:"you should start the revolution."
Ian: "I'd have done it already if I didn't have the tireds."
by WordallySmart February 22, 2019
Get the The tireds mug.1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size
2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women
3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women
3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019
Get the Big truck tires mug.When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.
by SomeRandomGayGuy January 13, 2019
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