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The depressed teen

Sadness. It’s all I feel. Life is meaningless. Death is here.

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Yo my guy I was a total the depressed teen last night just like megatron from family guy
by 1ab148? December 10, 2020
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some teen

when a person is of the teenage years 13 thru 19
Tyler: Dude that girl stayed over at my place again.
Chris: you mean that girl who is seventeen?
Tyler: Dude she's really sixteen.
Chris: she might as well be fifteen.
Tyler: at least she's some teen.
Chris: Dude your sick.
by PizzaManDude October 19, 2014
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teen-ness

I'm sorry my son forgot to text you until late last night. We reminded him, but you know, typical teen-ness."
by LaneEndsHere January 11, 2022
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Pre-teen

A person between the ages of 9 and 11, especially at 10 sometimes. It can start as early age as 8.
Me: "I can't believe I'm a pre-teenager/pre-teen, 11 is the last year of pre-teen."
Mum: "Getting a big boy/girl now!"
by LucaXtagVtag January 10, 2022
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Teen angst

Teenagers who think they have it rough also associated with playing the woe-is-me card aka teen angst
by Irvineisconfined September 7, 2021
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Teen riots

Don't call him/her a boy/girl next door to his/her face, you will cause teen riots that way.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
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irony-teen

noun /ˈaɪ.rə.ni ti n/

A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
Jake: bro why did you send that crying wojak meme in the main chat

Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when monday" one

Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit
Marcus: what happened?

Jake: look at this... screenshots "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY 😭😭😭 the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"

Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean

Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme

Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"

Tyler: should I delete it?

Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour

Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a wojak just be sad without someone making it into performance art

Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
by guy whos fed up July 22, 2025
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