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Patches the plush

Patches the plush is a made up character by a user on a site. It is a mix of plush and human, and has a gender defined as male. He has a long backstory, but in general has several patches and stitches. Colton Calloway is his real name, but prefers being called Patches. Contains Child Like innocence, sensitive and mostly cheery+happy. They're allergic to cinnamon, and deserve more love
Patches the plush kept coughing and wheezing due to being exposed to cinnamon
by GlitchedButterz1987 August 17, 2017
mugGet the Patches the plushmug.

Blizzard Patches

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.
I had so much blue raspberry ice cream I've been dropping nothing but blizzard patches.
by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023
mugGet the Blizzard Patchesmug.

Patching

To go for freshman boys no matter what their age. And to not use common sense.
She's 18 and she's still Patching.
by Rabbitlover101 November 18, 2016
mugGet the Patchingmug.

mia patch

someone who never stops talking also known to be a dumb blonde
“oh mia patch?she never shuts up”
by akakoziabw January 19, 2022
mugGet the mia patchmug.

Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker
All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker
by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022
mugGet the Wet patch survivormug.

Alabama Soul Patch

Jeff said he bent her over and noticed she had a Alabama soul patch. He said it looked like a horse tail.
by SpaldingDualie September 16, 2021
mugGet the Alabama Soul Patchmug.

gerber patch

A tiny baby fine patch of hair that remains toward the front of a balding mans head
Yo, that dude is sporting a nice gerber patch!
by Mugby0914 December 22, 2017
mugGet the gerber patchmug.

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