Jared

Small dick nibba. Can only date the fat girls even though he is 5 foot and has a buzzcut. Jared is the kid nobody really likes and is secretly gay.

person 1: "why does jared like the fat girls?"
person 2: "cause they're desperate"

by yaw yark June 4, 2019

Jarely

Jarely is the most amazing person you will meet. They’re kind and sweet and will legit move mountains for you. They tend to not get the love they deserve so make show you show them their much needed appreciation

Jarely: *exists*
Everyone Else: wow 😯

Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT

by You.Already.know.who.it. Is September 4, 2022

Jared

His name starts with J.. that’s a red flag. Probably a cheater. Sneaky liar.

Jared is a cheater and a liar

by Jhurtme November 22, 2021

Jared Emery

Sort of a k/d warrior imo.

jared emery el margarita

by kdmatters:) November 14, 2020

Jared

A man who will go till the end for his cheese he loves himself and most men do not love themselves like jared leaving jareds lonesome and depressed

Did y'all see jared today I forgot to hand him his paycheck

by Katlynjennerhater69er November 24, 2021

JARED

Gay

Jared is gay

by Neudjebfjs October 17, 2019

Jared

Jared has a little dick and is tall and he is very dumb and doesn't know what he is doing with his life

you can use it in a sentence when like you are eating you are jared

by namalada March 7, 2022