I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.
What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?
It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?
It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
by Medical Negligence Protester May 12, 2025
Get the Montezuma’s Grenademug. When you perform a bowel movement and catch it in your hand, then proceeded to ejaculate onto the feces and throw it at your partner while yelling "fire in the hole".
Mom, last night Jimmy gave me a saucy grenade, and my bed is still sticky and smells like dumpster juice. He really needs to adjust his diet.
by L100 Eevee February 10, 2023
Get the saucy grenademug. *Joe walks in with a bunch of nobodies*
Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!
Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!
Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025
Get the Grenade Explosionmug. John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
Get the Polish Hand Grenademug. by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
Get the zimbabwe hand grenademug. Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018
Get the Playing baseball with an ax and a grenademug. by Ranger man July 8, 2022
Get the Grenade X Gracemug.