Belt Jutsu

Attack of Asian Dads

Asian Kid: *Gets B-*
Asian Dad: BELT JUTSU/ベルト術

by Luigi is the creator of earth October 30, 2024

belt necklace

A reference to suicide via looping a belt around your neck and hanging yourself.

Tom: I'm gonna wear a belt necklace stg.
Kate: You should call the Suicide Hotline [phone]

by 4llFather March 24, 2020

bumping belts

A sexual interaction inferring the act of intimacy belt to belt

After the date we went back to my place and were bumping belts

by KnightHawk29 January 26, 2024

Belt dander

1: When you have sex with your pants still on and the sex juice dries on your belt, becoming white and flaky.

2:Pubic dander that has fallen on and attached itself to a belt.

I just fucked that girl in the urinal, now I got mad belt dander bruh!

Queefbiscut

by Tranquilstillbirth March 26, 2016

Meat-belt

Noun; eng. Mēæt-bëlt When your female (usually thicc) companion wraps her leg around your waist while she sleeps, to prevent you from cheating on her in her dreams.

I couldn’t sleep because my Meat-belt was on too tight to keep me secured from pulling the Thots in my girls dreams.

by 💦🍆 August 16, 2018

Clown's belt

a sphincter that is lacking in elasticity

"don't go there mate, my pal kicked her back door in a couple of weeks back and he reckons she's got a backnose like a clown's belt!"

"that fuckin' stinks,and it didn't even make a sound bruv, you must have a clown's belt!"

by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009

Flesh Belt

The belt-like portion of someones mid-section that shows when a fat person wears a shirt/top that is way too small for them. The exposed skin is about 2 inches wide and goes all the way around the body like a belt.

Dude, that guy needs to stop wearing a medium when he should be wearing an extra large, his flesh belt is gross!

by Mega-Mott July 1, 2011