ming-ass-titties

a leer ropsided conch.

Day'm dat nigga's got ming-ass-titties

by princess consuela banana-hammok October 14, 2006

ming ho

1) something thats just downright dirrty and disgusting
2) a dirrty minging ho

1) ewwwww thats rank, totally fuckin ming ho
2) you shagged *her*?!?! but shes a ming ho!!!

and so on and so forth...

by Uncle Phil July 19, 2003

Dao Ming Si

An expression of extreme shock and anguish, a reaction to a catastrophe of horrific magnitude.

When your house is broken into and your entire possessions and life savings are stolen and ransacked, and you're entire family is slaughtered and dismembered and you are paralyzed from shock. (Basically, you're life is over)..You would say "Dao Ming Si" and thats all..

by kikkoman69 November 30, 2004

The Minge Dynasty (?-1979)

The Minge Dynasty,anachronistically referred to as the Era of the Woolly Mammoth,refers to the period where women sported a full muff. This began as far back as recorded history and continued until the late 1970s and the beginning of the Brazilian Epoch,uninterrupted except during the outbreak of the Black Plague when women shaved their privates to discourage flea infestation.

The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) ended with the advent of the thong and the bikini wax.

by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

Marley minge munch

Where a junkie smears peanut butter over their genitals and gets their dog to lick it off. Orgasming is optional. Walking away with your genitals intact is the luck of the draw.

1. Can you get me some smooth peanut butter at the shops I feel like a Marley minge munch. Crunchy peanut butter is to dangerous.
2. I dont need to shower I'll just get a quick Marley minge munch to clean up.
3. Adam stop being a creep and watching the meth head get a Marley minge munch.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

Shitty Minge/Pussy/Cunt

Where by a female is too fat to wipe their arse in the conventional manner e.g. front to back. Therefore they have to wipe from the back to the front, leaving faecal residue in the minge, hence Shitty Minge.

A fat persons arms are too short, in relation to the circumference of their arse, to wipe their arse normally leading to them doing it through their legs and thus creating a Shitty Minge/Pussy/Cunt

by Joe Newbold May 7, 2007

Dao Ming Si

To be mad; angry. Usually said at the end of a sentence with emphasis (!!!) to express deep emotions.

'gawdamn I failed calculas, DAO MING SI !!!' >:

by JaeTerius June 6, 2003