Calendar diving

Using shared Outlook calendars to snoop on co-workers or your manager.

Joe discovered there were going to be more lay-offs by doing a little calendar diving in the CFO's Outlook calendar.

by Beaten down software developer October 16, 2008

"No!" Dive

A cinema and TV cliché that started in the 80's, lasted for about a decade and was used in several movies. A main character would dive over the floor pretty much impossibly, always shown in slow motion while shouting "Nooooooo!!" to prevent a catastrophe from occurring.

Even if there was a reason to perform a "No!" Dive, because something that bad was about to happen, it's impossible to do and also too cliché, it's not 1990 anymore.

by Shoe-brush June 19, 2022

Dutch Diving

The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.

I’m going Dutch Diving with my friends later today, going for mainly the shit.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Dive Bomber

When you fart and jump over somebody while shouting, "Dive Bomber," leaving a bomb of fart gas that descend on the target you jumped over.

Farts, jumps over loved one and crop dusting them at the same time
boyfriend: "Dive bomber"
Girlfriend: "Ew"

by Jermaine3502 January 28, 2022

curb diving

Being blind drunk and stumbling on the curb.

John,”How did you bust your lip/ lose your tooth?” Chip “I went curb diving after I left the pub.”

by Prof Paradox March 29, 2024

cheese dive

When you’re with an uncircumcised penis and you gotta stick your hand in that foreskin in order to reach that sweet sweet cheese

Jon, where were you last night?
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense

by magarina December 5, 2019

info-diving

Diving into a topic and gathering information on said topic to the nth degree, often while forgetting to do basic human tasks like eat. Common with neurodivergent people.

P1: "Did you know elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump?"
P2: "How did you know that?"
P1: "I went info-diving about elephants the other day."

by Skit Tels May 23, 2023