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Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”
by NattyDee August 30, 2019
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Crystal

1. "Crystal symbolizes something clear or precious and derives from "krystallos," which is the Greek word for ice." - thebump.com
2. "A piece of a homogeneous solid substance having a natural geometrically regular form with symmetrically arranged plane faces. " AKA "A rock" - Google Definitions
3. CRYSTAL METH!! MY FAVOURITE
1. There she is! Isn't that Crystal?
2. What crystal should I buy? Rose quartz or Jasper?
3. Pass dat crystal meth woulda?
by peewater September 23, 2022
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Crystal Wynn

A name for rare beautiful gem. She acts tough on the outside
But is very soft on the inside she's very emotional strong. She's very trustworthy, she will only give you her friendship if she thinks you deserve it. She's very careful on who she trust and gets close to. If you have her friendship cherish it (not too many people do.) If she gives you her heart cherish it, if she gives you her trust cherish it, if she gave you her love keep it. She will always give you a second .She doesn't care about what you've done in the past only about what you do in the present. She is down to earth. She's very faithful and loves her family and would do anything for them no matter what. She loves being outdoors, wildlife, fishing and hunting and being out on a boat. I don't think there's any other words to describe her. Hopefully you get to meet her one day. She's absolutely lovely all around.
Crystal Wynn, a rare gem. Only comes once in life.
by Alwayslovetugfriend2004 March 22, 2024
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Crystal

Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."
Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
by ThisNeverHappened February 13, 2022
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crystal ball

Technically it means a prediction for the future. I seen gamers use it for explaining that nobody knows what time you will need to upgrade you hardware. That OR sometimes to mock someone that is asking a question about something nobody knows yet involving tech/gaming stuff.
yes, the 2060 has enough VRAM for 1440P gaming, the "future-proofing" cannot be answered. Of course, this is partly because there simply is no crystal ball out there that sees the future.

Your average PC supremacist - Games are becoming more graphically demanding. Who knows if the 3070 is enough for 1440p/100+ fps in the future. In a short time, you might have to run medium to low settings and its only 8gb of VRAM. Its not like we have a crystal ball to tell us, plus, future proofing isn't a real thing.
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crystal proxy

Crystal Proxy is a Growtopia cheat that will actually make you enjoy playing Growtopia. It's well suited for hosters and other illegal players who want an advantage without risking their account.
thank allah i got crystal proxy not some other overpriced cockproxy smh, .gg/crproxy
by crproxy January 5, 2023
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Piss crystals

A synonym for meth because meth can be yellow and look like as if urine was a crystal
Used like - Thats some good piss crystals man.
by Big schlong No March 28, 2021
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