When a man with an uncircumcised penis has sex with a woman on her period. In reference to how a uncircumcised penis has dick cheese and menstrual blood is red like wine.
"Did you hear Jared is uncircumcised?"
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."
by Nails&dice January 14, 2024
Get the Wine tasting mug.The act of texting someone on multiple social media sites in the same moment. Leaving them confused or irritated most of the time.
Billy: Yo, why the hell did you text me on snap, instagram and facebook all at the same time? We just got done texting on insta.
Jimothy: Sorry for the Cross Texting. I thought I could get your attention by that quicker.
Example 2:
*George has a conversation with Walter on snapchat, as soon as they stop talking, George sends Walter memes on Instagram, George checks facebook and sees messages from Walter from over an hour ago, deciding to answer him there now.*
Walter: Can you stop Cross Texting me all the damn time!
George: Sorry, I do it religiously.
Jimothy: Sorry for the Cross Texting. I thought I could get your attention by that quicker.
Example 2:
*George has a conversation with Walter on snapchat, as soon as they stop talking, George sends Walter memes on Instagram, George checks facebook and sees messages from Walter from over an hour ago, deciding to answer him there now.*
Walter: Can you stop Cross Texting me all the damn time!
George: Sorry, I do it religiously.
by v1ruzes December 9, 2023
Get the Cross Texting mug.When you and the boys pop some Viagra and lounge about in basketball shorts just chilling all night.
Hey. I just happen to have four Viagra on me, and we all seem to be wearing pretty comfortable shorts. You guys wanna go group tenting?
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Get the Double texting mug.A system similar to 'touch-typing' but for phones, where you use one hand to type, and each finger only presses certain keys based on the layout of the keypad. Can be adapted for right-handed or left-handed people.
Me: Aaargghh, my thumbs are so big I can't use them to text! So annoying to do the single-finger-poke all the time...
Laura: Hey, there's a new thing called 'Touch-texting', you should try it.
Me: Huh?
Laura: You use one hand the same as touch-typing. It's insanely brilliant!
Me: Wow. will try it.
Laura: Let your fingers to the talking!
Laura: Hey, there's a new thing called 'Touch-texting', you should try it.
Me: Huh?
Laura: You use one hand the same as touch-typing. It's insanely brilliant!
Me: Wow. will try it.
Laura: Let your fingers to the talking!
by bill cauliflower February 12, 2026
Get the Touch-texting mug.when you mostly text another individual from the bathroom for whatever reason. a many bathrooms have tiles. usually a close friend but can also be someone you are texting in secret.
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