Twat Factory

Someone of such twatitude that they may as well be producing twats from an assembly line.

John: Are you coming to Dave's tonight, kid?
Piers: Nah, lad, that's fella's a fuckin' twat factory

by TomRC March 13, 2012

Twat Rug

The female pubic hair

I love the softness of her twat rug

by kenwyngolf May 29, 2008

Smug Twat

Smug Twat

Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.

I wish Charles would shut up about that wind up earlier.

I know, he is a real smug twat.

by Poco Girl April 14, 2015

twat nag

A person seen as obtaining or trying to obtain sexual contact with a female in a metaphorically "naggy" manner. The tendency to try so hard to attain snatch access could be mis-construed as rapey behaviour.

It didn't matter how many times i said no, he kept asking me to come back to his room for a 'night cap', he's definitely a bit of a twat nag

by Jam Warm October 6, 2016

Twat Waddler

Any stupid and/or annoying male or female, who pulls in front of your car like you don't need sixteen to eighteen feet to stop without crashing into them, or anyone who gets on your nerves and it seems like if you shouted this term at them you would feel better about the whole confrontation.

Them: "you stupid son of a bitch, what were you thinking"
You: "I was thinking you are a Twat Waddler"

by Siddius October 12, 2010

Hot twat

A girl that messes around with multiple guys, and her vagina smells so bad it’s hot in temperature.

“Yeah bro she a hot twat, she been with everyone”

by DatKng October 14, 2019

Twat Five

A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.

n. I want to slap that girls twat five
vb. I am going to give that girl a twat five

by Tilt Tubesock November 17, 2010