TV Head

A person who has a sizeable gap In-between both eyes. (Severe cases could cause the person be referred to as "Flat Screen TV Head".

Leshauna; Did you see TV Head the other day?
BrakeyCakes; Boy did I?! It was hard to miss 'em when they more of a Flat Screen TV Head!
Leshauna; You can say that again!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023

tv hammer

The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.

Ugh! Fucks News again? Time to cancel the cable and get the TV hammer.

by ManMan36 October 3, 2016

Cable TV tower

Premeditated possession of a licensed globicide I.C.B.M. worse than owning a butane airgun, a 36" cable TV channel is able to destroy a entire planet or earth with just a k.g. of antimatter and some thermite?

Cable TV tower is not like a safe purchased all inclusive licensed veiwing product like a rented series, having it is possibly possession of long range globicide vehicle?

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

TV

TV is for dumb European 1800s people to use it while attacking Muslim in the South it's purpose is to ensure everyone is sacrificed to turtles

TV is boring because I only watch stuff with my

18inch Samsung Television.

by Pataooil June 9, 2022

Up TV

an American basic cable television network that was founded to have a focus on gospel music. It has expanded into family-friendly original movies, series, and specials

Up TV is owned by InterMedia Partners. The name and logo are a reference to Uplifting Entertainment, one of the channel's content providers.

by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023

Tv Drill

When you want to fuck a TV show so bad you drill a hole into the TV and your girlfriend/mum forces your penis into the TV until you ejaculate through the TV onto her face

Man castle vania is good I would love to TV drill that with that show.

by cOCKYCOCKLEFUCKER May 22, 2018

losing the tv remote

the worst thing that could ever happen to you

it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you

"crap i hate losing the tv remote"

by nintendugh sexy foah February 5, 2025