Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal

Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 8, 2022

dumpster trumpet

To eat ass like playing smooth jazz. Just blow into the mouthpiece.

I played that bitch like a dumpster trumpet!

by Having Fun... October 8, 2022

Rusty Trumpet

What trump calls his dick.

"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "

"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"

by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022

gay trumpet sex

A horny interest or weirdos

Alex Pringle is a person who loves gay trumpet sex

by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023

Spunk trumpet

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet

Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add

by Dren88 December 23, 2022

Skeleton Trumpet

A "Skeleton Trumpet" is when a Skeleton plays a trumpet but its not like a "Skeleton Trombone".

Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trumpet"!

by Fixitfrost59 April 7, 2023

party trumpet

A nose hose for bugger sugar

Ay pass the party trumpet I gotta fat rail to fire

by C L O U D S July 21, 2023