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invisible nigger theory

Why some black people talk so loud.

The invisible black friend that is standing at least 20-30 feet away from another black person, justifying the fact that they seem to be practically screaming while talking to a visible person in arms reach.
Man I could hardly hear you at the bar, it was the invisible nigger theory in full effect

When you're at the market and two black girls are in line next to you talking so loud that you want to cover your ears, they're just trying to make sure that their invisible friend can hear them.
by locell2 April 20, 2009
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Hoodie Theory

The hypothesis that men automatically become more attractive when wearing a hoodie.
Look at that guy over there! The Hoodie Theory in action...
by The Grammar Nazi November 13, 2001
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Theoryness

A casual way of using the word "Theory".
Usually meant to imply some certainty of sarcasm or sillyness
The sky is supposed to be blue, in all theoryness.
by Six_Flags_Kid January 4, 2009
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Theodorism

Theodorist believes that out of all 3 chipmunks Theodore is in fact getting the best head.
”Sir? Have you by any chance wondered which one of these chipmunks is experiencing the most pleasurable blow job. I’m sure that it’s Alvin by the looks of it”
”As a true believer of Theodorism I’m afraid I must disagree with you”
by dreiski September 19, 2019
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Hybrid Theory

One of the best albums ever made.
Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory is a cool album.
by Name March 20, 2003
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Theocracy

Rule by religious leaders, as found in Iran. Notable for repression of thought, extreme censorship, prohibition of scientific research, and a general lack of good times.
Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson work night and day to transform America into an evangelical Christian theocracy.
by Samuel L. Wordsmith January 7, 2005
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benny hill theory

The theory that if you take any video footage, even involving great tragedy, speed it up and play Yakiddy Sax in the background, it will be funny.
When they showed steve irwin's funeral re mixed using the Benny Hill theory, i busted a gut laughing.
by xzybit September 15, 2006
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