Muff clap

The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.

“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”

by Vitalogist January 12, 2020

Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.

Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!

by Zombiestl October 8, 2017

muff mucous

The sticky gooey discharge from a woman’s vagina.

My muff mucous ruined my underwear.

by DesertSancho August 3, 2023

Muff Giggle

A Muff Giggle is a rapid expulsion of air from a females vagina, typically following sexual intercourse.

Was that muff giggle I just heard, or was it last nights dinner?

by texas_lexus August 25, 2011

Seedy muff

A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.

Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.

by BrideOfSithis January 17, 2017

Tuff Muff

A strong booty

Gym bro: hey dude nice tuff muff. Other gym bro: thanks yours too

by NOTKXI March 3, 2023

Sneaky muff

A lesbian behind closed doors, but still pretends to hit on and like the attention of guys to conceal her secret.

Omg, Amber is all over Kelly but keeps hooking up with that guy that’s all over her. She’s such a sneaky muff.

by Cottonheadedninnymuffins October 4, 2018