The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023

hanzo ultimate

hes just a bitch

Hanzo : My ultimate is ready

Genji : shut up asshole no one likes hanzo ultimate

by Hanzo is a little bitch December 13, 2016

Ultimated

A thing that my friend Issa says that apparently means ultimate to the power of 10

Me: this is gonna be the ultimate sleepover!
Issa: no,its gonna be the ultimated sleepover!

by Djhenry2019 October 28, 2019

ultimate supreme hair dyer

people like Izzy who dye their hair all the time

like all the time...
also like Izzy's they have pink hair when its against dresscodes

Izzy is the ultimate supreme hair dyer because they dye their hair every week very extreme lol

by joeisking2022 March 4, 2022

Ultimate Scandal

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go

have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

the ultimate nasty

When you take a shower and you're all fresh and clean, and immediately following you have to take a shit!!

"Dude, I just got out of the shower and felt so clean, but then I had to do the ULTIMATE NASTY!!"

by Bangbot2016 May 30, 2016

ultimate ball

the manliest game ever created in the history of manliness. if you dont get hurt, you fail. played with any amount of players, you use a medicine ball. when you have the ball you can take only two steps, then you must throw it off, until you get to the goalline. no penalties, the goal is to be as rough as possible.

how did you get in a full body cast?" "i got it playing ultimate ball with arnold shwarzenegger, sylvester stallone, and vin diesel.

by dav17a June 23, 2010