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The Utah throat swab 

The Utah throat swab is similar to the regular throat swab accept When you insert you dick into your partners throat, you try to go as deep as you can while grasping the base. with a clockwise motion swab the throat while reassuring your partner that you’re a doctor of some kind.
Don’t worry baby, I have a PhD in astrology and the utah throat swab is perfectly safe.

The Universe 

An everlasting expanse containing everything that will ever exist. No matter how fast and far you travel you will never reach an edge, too mindboggling to understand and even if it was ever possible to comprehend an infinite expanse for even a split second your head would instantly explode from the infinite amount of information in your brain...
Kid: Hey sir, how long does the universe go on for?

Teacher: son, we'll simply never know... our brains simply cannot comprehend infinity, the sense of a never ending amount of space that goes on forever.
The Universe by Darkore Darkstep January 11, 2013

the universe is a triangle 

1.basically means some things cannot be proven or dis proven so who cares just enjoy life and quit worrying about stupid things

2.the reason for EVERYTHING literally EVERYTHING
why did that just happen...because the universe is a triangle

Spaceballs: the Urban Dictionary definition 

THIS POST DEFINES THE DEFINITION OF SPACEBALLS: THE URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION!
Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made! Spaceballs: the T-shirt, Spaceballs: the Coloring Book holds up a Transformers comic book, Spaceballs: the Lunchbox, Spaceballs: the Breakfast Cereal. Spaceballs: the Urban Dictionary definition

Putting the mustache on the unicorn 

When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published
My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn

aiden max the ultimate iden 

(Iden is included because that’s how you pronounce their name) This bean is the nicest person you will ever meet!!!!! Super sweet and there for everyone! They will stick up for themselves and everyone else. Don’t mess with them or else you will have an army of 6-12 people who originated from a group chat to break your kneecaps, so you better not hurt them. They care about everyone more than themselves, and if they say they’re fine, don’t believe them because they’re an excellent liar when it comes to that sort of stuff! But seriously, they will always be there for you no matter what because that’s just who they are!
Person 1: who’s that?

Person 2: Oh, that’s Aiden Max the ultimate Iden! They are so nice and you better cherish them or else I will break your kneecaps :)