When Tony the turtle tried to find his father , he realized that his father left for a hot white middle schooler.
by Slim Jim of Torture December 13, 2016
Get the Tony the turtlemug. Tony is the boy who works in tech. He enjoys coffee in the morning and after work drinks in the evening. He talks alot- so much- but he also listens to you. If he likes you, you're very lucky. He will try his best to make you happy. To most people he is confident, opinionated and headstrong. But to you he is sweet, considerate and a little dorky. Don't forget, he likes head pats and back scratches.
by alih2 April 20, 2023
Get the Tony yaomug. -ZAMN HOW IS HE RAPPING LIKE THAT!!!
-ZAMN HE HAS A NEEDLE HANGING FROM HIS ELBOW
-he must be Tony prezoni
-ZAMN HE HAS A NEEDLE HANGING FROM HIS ELBOW
-he must be Tony prezoni
by ultimate2warrior November 20, 2021
Get the Tony prezonimug. When you lick dried bull dung off each other’s ass at the rodeo. If not at the rodeo, replace bull dung with javelina gland juice.
That dude got bored on his date, so he drove her to the rodeo and introduced her to the Kate & Tony.
by SpaceMonster July 25, 2019
Get the Kate & Tonymug. by Jack X 10 September 17, 2021
Get the Tony Spagonimug. by C-GAMA November 15, 2019
Get the Warehouse Tonymug. First, you insert your nuts in a woman's asshole then proceed to put your dick in they're vagina. Then resulting in a tony everready.
by John .... March 16, 2009
Get the Tony Everreadymug.