Made You Look

Texting someone next to you the words "made you look" then insulting them for looking.

(After the person next to me checks checks their phone)

I made you look, I can't believe you fell for that, loser.

by ironhouse December 14, 2012

look at my horse

Look at my horse,

My horse is amazing,

Give it a lick,

Ooh, it tastes just like raisins,

Have a stroke of its mane,

It turns into a plane,

And then it turns back again,

When you tug on its winkie.

Ooh that's dirty!

Do you think so?

Well I better not show you

where the lemonade is made

Sweet lemonade,

Sweet sweet lemonade (x2)

Get on my horse,

I'll take you 'round the universe,

and all the other places too!

I think you'll find that the universe

pretty much covers everything

Shut up woman

Get on my horse!

Look at my horse,
his dick is amazing!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

look whos stalking

similar to the phrase "look whos talking". You say this to a creepy stalker who lurks in the shadows who accuses you of stalking after finding out by stalking you.

Look whos stalking.

by crackfairy January 24, 2010

you look good

1. I still want to have sex with you.

2. You seem less unhappy

josh and Maria are meeting up for the first time since they broke up

Josh: You look good
Maria: thanks. you look good too.

by second chance December 15, 2014

Look Its a Pony

A way to distract a person. Sometimes you can try to steal something from them when they look away. Sometimes you can just simply.. walk away.

Person: blah blah blah blah* I am annoying!* blah blah
Cool Person: Look its a pony!!! *walks away*
Person: wow that was strange!

by BRYNNA May 13, 2005

Fuck Me Look

Is a look given by drunken ladies trying for cheap action from meaningless guys. The girl will give the up and down to a typical dude and this will be a sign of interest. The fuck me look can range between a casual smile to a full on stare down.

Last night at the sausage party this chick gave me the fuck me look and so I ditched those homos and gave it to her out by the dumpster.

by Raphie August 29, 2005

looking ass nigga

A nigga always looking and hating on other mothafuckas. Possible snitch

Man every time I get a girl number, this nigga ruff always looking. That looking ass nigga.

by bolski March 4, 2014