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Goon

by swyggyswag September 22, 2019
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Saggy Jowl Goon

A goon with 4 layers of jowls on their turkey neck
that old saggy Jowl goon got huge turkey neck jowls
by VileGay September 23, 2023
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Goon fuel

A piece of sexually explicit media (pornography, smut literature, sex scenes in movies, sexy celebrities, photos of naked women in general, etc.) that encourages one to engage in the act of gooning, or prolong an existing gooning session in order to increase the pleasurability of an orgasm once you have finished gooning. Alternatively, goon fuel is sexually explicit media that tempts someone with a porn addiction fetish to relapse or masturbate for an excessively long period of time.
Those new sexy photos of Charli xcx in a bikini are pure goon fuel - I'm gonna spend five hours gooning and edging myself to that shit all night!
by Puffyirish November 14, 2025
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Romanian Flicker Gooning

Romanian Flicker Gooning is the act of masturbation over and over until you summon the Dacian Goon God. It is said that it came from the so called "Baragan" place which is located in the Danube-Carpathian zone. Ancient manuscripts provide us information that it was invented by the thracians about 2400 years ago , but sadly the art of Romanian Flicker Gooning was lost during the battle of "Golberi" in 73 B.C.E .
I used to be the national champion at Romanian Flicker Gooning !
by SaviAllDogs December 1, 2024
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goon rock

A crack rock that has been smuggled in someone’s butt hole without any covering. Leaving residue of feces on the drugs.
Don’t smoke that, thats Ryan's goon rock!
by RoofBaby June 17, 2024
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Goon

Did you see Nick dancing with those bad bitches last night? He’s a goon!
by Gangbanging11 February 18, 2019
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Swiss Flicker Gooning

Where you let melted chocolate mixed with melted cheese flow in to your urethra
by WIINIVGC October 14, 2025
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