toast

A euphemism for sexual bedroom activities including copulation and ocasional fisting.

Awkward Boy: Do you want to come back to my room for toast?

Emotionally turmoiled girl: Nah mate- got a 9am.

by catzwong December 14, 2010

TBOAC

That Brought Out A Chuckle

Dan: We have a friend who had his mom do this to him all the time when he went away to college. He had to take photos of his poop and e-mail them to her so she could analyze his diet.

Jen: Wow... should have taken pictures of other peoples poop to mess with her.

Matthew: send her 27 pictures a day.

Lars: TBOAC

by h0lm August 3, 2011

toasterbating

To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama

Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?

Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!

by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015

toasterdick

A person so terrible, awful, and inhuman that their penis can be compared to a toaster.

Person: God, Brian is such a

toasterdick.
Person2: Woah man! That's too far!

by Shot_Macker July 11, 2016

Toasted

When you're under the influence of marijuana. When you've smoked so much weed that you're passed baked, you're toasted.

Dude, I'm really baked. No dude, you're toasted.

by TheWiseSageBush June 26, 2016

toaster strudel

Act of busting a fat nut on a girls stomach as though spreading the frosting on some toaster strudel

-Can I cum inside you?
-Ew no just give me a toaster strudel

by white iverson October 9, 2016

toastergoat

The cross breed between a Toaster and a Goat. This is what happens when a toaster takes a goat back to its apartment and gets it too high and gives it too many margaritas. The baby is obvisouly called a Toastergoat. The toastergoat is generally known to like getting really high and enjoy drinking too much tequila. Coincidence?

Julie: "Woah dude did see how much f*****g weed toastergoat smoked yesterday? Toastergoat looked like he/she couldn't even comprehend anything we were saying!"

Josh: " Yeah, man. That happens when toastergoat drinks tequilla too. I think toastergoat gets it from his/her parents."

by Yvonne Bradrick March 3, 2017