fry tax

a wealth redistribution that occurs when a friend with no money takes some of your fries after declining to purchase any food for himself.

I had to pay a fry tax to support my friend, who was too poor to buy any food.

by Richard M. July 08, 2006

tea tax

to go crazy. Usually used in the form of "going tea tax" or any other form of the word going.

Omigod, let's go tea tax on Jason for calling me a bitch!

by Valerie August 03, 2004

anti poop tax

The tax that must be paid to prevent the pooping on someones bed. A form of extortion.

I shat all over her bed because she failed to pay me the anti poop tax.

by TheMadCrapper December 04, 2007

Blue Collar Tax

the act of using company time, materials or money for a personal project. especially projects done on a friday before the close of day. nobody works and nobody gets hurt.

Wally needed several copper fittings for his bathroom remodel, so took some out of the maintenance room at work through the blue collar tax program.

by the everyday milkman February 04, 2022

Filing My Taxes

Takin a big fucking shit

"I'll be right back guys, gotta filing my taxes real quick."

by Gay Ass Jimmie April 27, 2018

Mark Bunn tax

When a goal is scored past Mark Bunn and a defence costing of Jose Angel Crespo, the goal must be taken away

Ohh what a goal they lead 1-0, oh never mind the goal mustn't count because Bunn is in net, so Mark Bunn tax means the score is still 0-0

by KS73578 February 01, 2021

sister food tax

if you have a sister you are intended to have her take some food anytime she sees you or you have food.

“hey do you have food”
“Yes”
“Okay give me some, sister food tax”

by yomama45 February 04, 2023