swater

Otherwise known as a bad ass ugly sweater. Includes but not limited to turtlenecks, wool, handmade, or holiday sweaters.

"Girl, look at his swater!" "Bro you are killin em in that swater"

by Bamfmomma January 8, 2014

Sweaterbeads

Breast that are so big in proportion, they can be clearly seen when someone wears a sweater.

Hey you, the one with the sweaterbeads...

by Biz Riz September 17, 2010

swaternana

a delictable combination of strawberry, watermelon, and banana flavored objectiles.

ie. smoothies, condoms, etc.

Dru:"I dont know what kind of condoms to get...strawberry, watermelon, or banana flavored"
Nikki:"get them all bitch, we'll make SWATERNANA!"

by nxti January 28, 2006

seatery

An object used to help you be seated; a wait list. Noun

The restaurant was so full, we had to sign the seatery and wait for our names to be called.

by Dustin Aguila January 17, 2009

Sweather

The proper way to spell "sweater."

Cool red sweatHer, vro.
Thanks, b. I dig yo sweatHer too, b :cryingfaceemoji: :100: :eggplant:

by Ornlu September 8, 2017

two seater

Someone so obese, they take up two seats on an airplane, bus, or train. Bonus points if said person has to buy two tickets.

My flight to London sucked. I got stuck in a window seat for eight and a half hours next to a two seater.

by frank carter January 25, 2010

sweaterness

1. The quality or condition of being a sweater. 2. The true essence of being created from knitted, crocheted, or woven wool, cotton, or synthetic yarn. 3. Used with "His", "Her", or "Your" as a title and form of address for someone wearing a totally awesome sweater.

"I could get the Tiffany & Co. Pullover, but, woe is me, for I have none of the moneys required to buy such sweaterness."

by Michelle C. August 30, 2006