by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017
Get the surf board with a side of stickmug. (n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.
A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).
Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).
Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.
by Zilon July 13, 2012
Get the Surf Machinemug. Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
Get the universe surfingmug. 
Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
Get the Universe surfingmug. Its like carpet surfing but on your skin, typically in a mirror. Most commonly done by tweakers, or school aged kids going through puberty. One sits in a mirror for extended periods of time looking for pimples to pop.
Jeremy: "That shit had me so high I skin surfed for 3 hours" (Past Tense)
Samantha: "Puberty is killing me! I could go skin surfing all day. My skin is horrible!"
Samantha: "Puberty is killing me! I could go skin surfing all day. My skin is horrible!"
by Dahhtbiiish February 9, 2020
Get the Skin Surfingmug. by DaddyPack2018 November 9, 2022
Get the Surfing The Vibemug.