stidge

a cigarette, something you smoke

"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Oh nothing, just smoking a stidge outside with the homeless folk."
"Don't get raped!"

by breezymcgeezy April 29, 2009

Sludge Puppy

A long, greasy, soft turd. Slimy in texture and usually covered in a clear-ish film.

did you make a sludge puppy?

by Dntjudgmebro November 2, 2010

stodge

typically white bread, but any type of bread which is incredibly doughy, unhealthy, "stodgy" and likely to clog your arteries, however, is unbelievably delicious and great with full fat butter. derived from Yorkshire

I would love a chip butty with butter and white stodge!

by ylimetwelve November 27, 2012

studie

An up tight person that apparently knows all

One who doesn't know how to drop the past (aka an asshole)
When called a studie is not to be taken as a compliment

Stop being such a studie!

by fmagee October 22, 2013

Student ID

You're muthafuckin identification card. The greatest goddamn thing in the world. You want to be fucking identified? That fucker can identify your ass! Do you feel an unresistable urge to bitch slap the hell out of a hoe? Take that fucking ID and Slap dat bitch! Mutha Fuck the Police when you have that swag ass ID on you. You forget your drivers license at a satanic ritual! Prove yourself through this piece of fucking plastic shit. Do you want to fuck shit up as a motherfucking ninja?!?!?!?!?!? Fucking throw that bitch ass motherfucking shit card at someone's godforsaken ass! IF YOU HAVE DAT STUDENT IDEA, YOU CAN SLIDE INTO THE DM'S OF ANY BODACIOUS BABE. LEGIT THE MOST FUCKING BADASS MOTHERFUCKING SHOT OF ALL TIME

Greg: Hey you're a hoe ass bitch. :) lel

You: FUCK YOURE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GREG. LET ME DESTROY YOUR ASS YA HOE
you: *whips out Student ID"

Greg: *MUTHAFUCKING ASSHOLE DESTROYED AS YOU REKTED HIS BITCH ASS. THAT'S RIGHT! NO ONE NEEDS YOUR SHIT GREG

by AnalSpasm October 6, 2015

Studdering

Suh-Suh-Suh-Someone who studders

Why you studdering?, "suh-suh-suhs sup mm-mm-mman!, watchu d-d-d-oing?"

by Hektor Rodriguez October 7, 2007

professional student

One who is studying for a professional graduate degree; particularly a law, medical, dentistry, veterinary, or business student.

Man, what are all these undergrads' cars doing in the garage? As a professional student, I should get priority.

by Rhythmgen January 20, 2010