Shrek

Once upon a time there was a lovely

princess. But she had an enchantment

upon her of a fearful sort which could

only be broken by love's first kiss.

She was locked away in a castle guarded

by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.

Many brave knights had attempted to

free her from this dreadful prison,

but non prevailed. She waited in the

dragon's keep in the highest room of

the tallest tower for her true love

and true love's first kiss. (laughs)

Like that's ever gonna happen. What

a load of - (toilet flush)

Hey man let me shrek you off!

by Perriwinklestories.org.uk March 30, 2019

Shrek

That little green fucker I have a gay fetish on.

I would like Shrek to suck my cock.

by JustinBieberLover1223 July 25, 2019

Shrek

The hottest green lump of sexy and a god among mortals

Shrek is god and I want him in my room

by GusTheGhoul3000 September 14, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is rich and smexy and owns 500 gucci shirts and is a VSCO girl and a Instagram baddie. He owns 5 teslas and a swamp. Ha,can't relate.He owns 20 pairs of custom made Air forces with Gucci in them.

Shrek is a baddie.

by teslaaa September 18, 2019

Shrekenstein

Shrek-en-stein- when grown Male adults are hooked on kids animated movies.

B-Rabbit is a grown ass Shrekenstein.

by Bigyankee71 November 26, 2019

Shreked

Adjective- Shreked: meaning being completely fucked. Derived from the word "rekt", the meme community decided to add the "sh" sound at the start, amplifying it's meaning.

"dude, that cold completely shreked my head..."

by Knyle December 9, 2019

shrek butter

A peanut butter alternative made from pistachios.

Bro slap some shrek butter on me appy slices, im allergic to peanuts dawg

by timburtonswillywonka January 18, 2020